Early camoflouges himself, but forgets that his hat and the guitar reveal his position. When they open their eyes, however, not only did Early not return the money, he also steals Kyle's guitar. Early's special talent is exploiting Rusty.Terror ensues after Early shoots a cow belonging to Al-Qaeda.Early's asbestos addiction finally catches up with him.At his high school reunion, the Sheriff settles an old score.Early proves he's smarter than a town full of idiots.Early brings his message to the people whether they want it or not.Rusty discovers the joys of being a teenage father.Early's parenting skills are called into question by a magical snowman.Early protests the arrival of a big box store by working there.Scoot over, alcohol and inhalants, Early has a new addiction.Gaga Pee Pap returns to pass the family ignorance on to Rusty.On a transatlantic trucker challenge, The Scrambler and The Mummy get in high gear and hot water!Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the family that abandons him.When a serial killer is on the loose, Sheriff turns to the town's stupidest citizen for help.Sheriff and Rusty go on a manhunt for Early at Lake Okaleechee.Lil's loved ones try to get her re-addicted to drugs.Early gets jealous that Rusty has been taking the credit for all the crimes Early blamed on him.Sheriff almost makes the biggest mistake of his life, then does.Early goes on a rampage with the ghost of his dead father.Rusty ducks his responsibilities as a deadbeat dad to become an amateur crime-fighter.Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for Sheriff against Sheriff Sheriff.A new judge takes the controversial stance of punishing criminals.The squids have a nuanced and well thought out debate on the controversial practice of fracture mining.Early shoots Rusty to prove that guns should be legal.Early takes one for the team, the wrong team, in the battle over marriage equality.Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.Early triggers the collapse of society so he can enjoy his expensive new doomsday bunker.Sheriff's dad, the Sheriff, breaks the law to break down social barriers.Early discovers there's more than one way to beat a feeble old woman.Early learns the value of a hard day's work done by someone else.The Cuylers donate their bodies to science while they can still make money from them.Early pulls from a bag of tricks to vanquish his grandson.Sheriff's old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.You can take the squid out of the boy, but it's not covered by insurance.Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse.Rusty's new friend gets invited to a very special Thanksgiving dinner.Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.Early's most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.It takes a man to make the women's room safe from men who think they're women.Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.Early and Tammi start a band in a star-studded episode that got us a free cruise.Early finds a priceless civil war relic and sells it for the right price.Dan Halen finds financial bankruptcy less enjoyable than moral bankruptcy.Early enjoys the highfalutin lifestyle of owning a premium cooler.Early interferes with Rusty's new party business and it's last call…for action!The Hold Steady closes out season 12 and performs the Squidbillies theme song. Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for Sheriff against Sheriff Sheriff.After a debilitating sports injury, Rusty is home schooled by Early.An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.Early and the Sheriff reach a crossroads. Rusty's new friend is invited to Thanksgiving dinner. His father gave him two, two-by-four wooden boards as replacement legs, and two tree limbs as arms, Billy seems to be a very Unlucky character& he is mostly killed during his appearances. https://www.adultswim.com/videos/squidbillies/a-jailhouse-divided

The ghost of Ga Ga Pee Pap returns to bond with Early.