You are going to feel the weights being removed. Funny Stories: Funny Stories. "Heck, no. Shot and left for dead by three bank robbers, Dewey Gibson has no food, has a wound that's becoming infected, and is a week's walk to the nearest town. Tate Huntington survived the horrors of the war between the states, but the battle to face up to the killing, well, that battle is still being fought when Tate rescues a young woman forced into prostitution and does it the only way he knows: with a gun--which starts a battle… Q: Why is "The Wave" banned in War Memorial Stadium? “Wouldn’t want to make their lives any harder,” said Sickening Sid. You've never had any accidents." The Railroad Is Coming To Town! "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!" The guy in the Yankees cap pays up, laughing and smiling, too.

Tom Mix, the first "King of Cowboys" and the actor who defined the clean-cut cowboy image and who always "saved the day," was buried next to his horse, Cement, at Forest Lawn Memorial Cemetery nearly 70 years ago. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. A few miles from the destination, Ginger halted.

"Your name is written inside the cover."

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"Hell," says the other man, "help me find my keys and we can drive out. "None? We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt . A shell-shocked Civil War veteran wanders the West trying to outrun the bad luck that seems to follow him where ever he goes. cowboy JOKES (random) A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The Circle A Ranch of Nevada by Bill Mooney; Cotton the Horse another Bill Kane/Spanish Ranch story, by Bill Mooney "Ever have an accident?" Tempers flair when an once-in-a-century rain floods the plot of land, the barn, and the house, drowning the livestock. Q: Is the study of mathematics a study of constants?

He puts his face in between her legs to get a better look and he gets sucked in. Q: What does a Cowboys grad call a Broncos grad in 5 years? The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" Juez trails four murderers to Silver Rock City, AZ. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. hangs heavy, according...NASHVILLE - Country singer Trace Adkins, 52, appears to be heading for that big "D" corral.

He saddled up, and started to ride out of town. Novelette - 1856 - an eight year old boy and seven year old girl are brutalized by Indians, then by an outlaw gang, the boy's mother murdered. Cowboy: As old as the prairie wind soughin' through the tall grass, as old as the Bitterroots rakin' the sky, as old as wa...After watching all those 'westerns' as a kid and adult, looking up the truth about a lot of those famous scenes from the Old West, and finding out that they simply aren't true, is depressing. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Heart' fur me bahfore ah hafta go." The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. Prejudice and hate lead to deadly consequences when two drifters try to run a Chinaman out of town.

Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. A: The Dallas Cowboys.The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. So I did. Rescued by a Texas Ranger and adopted by him, the boy grows up to acquire the skills needed for him one day as… The Rattlesnake Gang's one bad day.

The Cowboy says, “Well it’s like this Sheriff… I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motorhome with her. "Nope. That dang varmint bit me on purpose. A Cowboy is a man with guts and a Horse. "Help me find my flashlight and we can get out of here," the cowboy says. Written for India Emerald's weekly Flash challenge. Just a fun little blur It's his job to make sure his charges make it to California safe, even from themselves.